但剖宫产不是指甲

“怀孕？ -
“他有我高的” n风筝！这些skinflints我生活
与忽视它，只要我能工作，然后踢我了，
孤儿院将不带我回来。余降落在一个慈善病房
所包围和其他大的肚子，直到我抛出bedpans
时间来了。
“有一天晚上我发现自己在手术台上，以
护士说： “放松。现在深呼吸。 ”
“我醒来在床上，麻木的胸部了。我的医生
进来“你怎么感觉？ ”他说愉快。
“像一个木乃伊。 -
“当然。您喜欢一个包裹和充分的涂料，以
让你麻木了。你会得到良好的，但剖宫产不是指甲。
“ "One night I found myself on an operating table, with a
nurse saying, "Relax. Now breathe deeply. "
        "I woke up in bed, numb from the chest down. My surgeon
came in. "How do you feel? " he says cheerfully.
        "Like a mummy. --
        "Naturally. You're wrapped like one and full of dope to
keep you numb. You'll get well-but a Cesarean isn't a hangnail.
"
        Cesarean" I said. "Doc - did I lose the baby? "
        Oh, no. Your baby's fine. "
        Oh. Boy or girl? "
        "'A healthy little girt. Five pounds, three ounces. "
        "I relaxed. It's something, to have made a baby. I told
myself I would go somewhere and tack "Mrs. " on my name and let
the kid think her papa was dead -no orphanage for my kid!
         "But the  surgeon  was  talking.  "Tell  me,  uh-"  He
avoided  my  name. "did you ever think your glandular setup was
odd? "

剖宫产“我说。 ”文件-我失去了孩子？ “
噢，不。宝宝的罚款。 “
噢。男孩或女孩？ “
“一个健康的小girt 。 5磅，三盎司。 ”
“我放松。这是，作出了婴儿。我告诉
我自己去和“抢夫人”对我的名字，并让
孩子觉得她爸爸死了，没有孤儿院对我的孩子！
“但医生说话。 ”告诉我，嗯， “他
避免了我的名字。 “你有没有认为你的腺安装程序
奇怪？ “
“我说， ”啊？当然不是。什么是你驾驶？
“